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Pick another health layer.


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    I told you I hate veggies, foo!



What do you wanna go extra on?


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  • Meat

  • Cheese

  • Veggies

  • Nothing. My sandwich is perfect just the way it is.



Condiments are essential. Pick one.


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  • Mayo

  • Mustard

  • Russian Dressing

  • Oil and vinegar

  • Fancy aioli

  • I like my sandwiches dry, like the desert.



Another condiment?


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  • Honey Mustard

  • Sriracha

  • Chipotle Ranch

  • Pesto

  • BBQ sauce

  • Hummus

  • I told you, eating sandwiches should be like eating cardboard.





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  • Of course!

  • Just salt.

  • Just pepper.

  • They were a great hip hop trio, but no thanks.



Wanna get crazy? Pick something else to make your sandwich super delish (and tall).


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    Cole slaw
    Crispy onions
    Fried egg
    Mac and cheese
    Potato chips
    Nah, that's too much for me.



You want that giant sandwich cut?


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  • Right down the middle.

  • Get diagonal with that beast.

  • No thanks. I’m going to tackle the whole thing head on.



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