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#7

Pick another health layer.

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    Onions
    Cucumber
    Sprouts
    Olives
    I told you I hate veggies, foo!

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#8

What do you wanna go extra on?

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  • Meat

  • Cheese

  • Veggies

  • Nothing. My sandwich is perfect just the way it is.

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#9

Condiments are essential. Pick one.

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  • Mayo

  • Mustard

  • Russian Dressing

  • Oil and vinegar

  • Fancy aioli

  • I like my sandwiches dry, like the desert.

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#10

Another condiment?

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  • Honey Mustard

  • Sriracha

  • Chipotle Ranch

  • Pesto

  • BBQ sauce

  • Hummus

  • I told you, eating sandwiches should be like eating cardboard.

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#11

Salt-N-Pepa?

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  • Of course!

  • Just salt.

  • Just pepper.

  • They were a great hip hop trio, but no thanks.

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#12

Wanna get crazy? Pick something else to make your sandwich super delish (and tall).

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    Cole slaw
    Crispy onions
    Fried egg
    Mac and cheese
    Potato chips
    Nah, that's too much for me.

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#13

You want that giant sandwich cut?

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  • Right down the middle.

  • Get diagonal with that beast.

  • No thanks. I’m going to tackle the whole thing head on.

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