Order an Array of Dishes and We’ll Match You With Your Celebrity Husband

Whoever said the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach was clearly undershooting the ability of good food. Food brings people together in a universal way. It mends broken relationships, crosses borders, and unites fronts. The power of food knows almost no bounds. Every culture and even every household has its own traditions around food, and those traditions are often deeply ingrained in our personalities. Why we like what we like or eat what we eat is often a direct reflection of our upbringing and interests. The power of food can take a love of cooking, gardening, or even fitness to a whole new level.

Today that power is going to lead you to your husband! That’s right! By matching up your tastes in food with a few super, secret formulas of our own, we’re gonna churn out who would be your perfect celebrity husband. It’s as easy eating a five-course meal without having to worry about the calories.