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It’s 5 o’clock on a Wednesday, you just got home from work and have collapsed on the couch. As you’re kicking off your uncomfortable work shoes and throwing them across the room in disgust, your stomach starts to growl. You imagine the meager assortment of half-empty condiment jars in your fridge anShow More
It’s 5 o’clock on a Wednesday, you just got home from work and have collapsed on the couch. As you’re kicking off your uncomfortable work shoes and throwing them across the room in disgust, your stomach starts to growl. You imagine the meager assortment of half-empty condiment jars in your fridge and make a decision: You’re ordering Chinese food tonight. But what do you order? Do you tend to go for the classic dishes like Pork Lo Mein or Teriyaki Beef? Or do you tend to order the dish that you can barely pronounce and have no idea what is in it? Do you like it as spicy as possible? Or are you such a wimp that even Sweet and Sour Chicken has too much of a kick?
This quiz will have you place your dream Chinese order. Then, based on your choices, we’ll give you the perfect fortune. Ready to find out your fate? Grab your chopsticks and let’s get started!
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Pick a utensil:
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Fork
Spoon
Chopsticks
All of the above!
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Now, order an appetizer:
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Vegetable Egg Rolls
Pork Egg Rolls
Crab Rangoon
Pu Pu Platter
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AND order another appetizer (you're STARVING):
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Chicken Potstickers
Teriyaki Beef Sticks
Veggie Egg Rolls
Boneless Spare Ribs
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Pick a soup:
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Egg Drop Soup
Hot and Sour Soup
Wonton Soup
Chinese Chicken Noodle
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Order a chicken dish:
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Honey Chicken
Orange Chicken
Chicken with Garlic Sauce
Sweet and Sour Chicken
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Order ANOTHER chicken dish (because why not):
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Sesame Chicken
Cashew Chicken
Kung Pao Chicken
General Tso’s Chicken
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Order something spicy:
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Dandan noodles
Mongolian Beef
Szechuan Chicken
Hot and Sour Soup
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Pick a veggie dish:
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Tofu with Mixed Vegetables
Vegetable Fried Rice
Broccoli with Garlic Sauce
Vegetable Curry
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Pick ANOTHER veggie dish (because you’ve gotta eat those greens)
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Szechuan Eggplant
Classic Tomato and Egg Stir-Fry
Bok Choy stir-fry with Crispy Tofu
Chinese Eggplant with Garlic Sauce
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What kind of noodles do you want?
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Chow Mein
Lo Mein
Rice Noodles
Wonton Noodles
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Pick something with shrimp:
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Shrimp with Chinese Vegetables
Shrimp in Lobster Sauce
Shrimp with Mushrooms
Shrimp with Snow Peapods
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Order a seafood item:
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Kung Pao Shrimp
Sweet and Sour Fish
Honey Walnut Prawns
Lobster Cantonese Style
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What kind of rice do you want?
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White rice
Brown rice
Sticky rice
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Pick a drink:
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Boba Milk Tea
Green Tea
Iced Tea
Soda
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Pick a dessert:
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Mooncake
Fried ice cream
Fried bananas
Egg tarts
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Pick a sauce:
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Soy Sauce
Spicy Mustard
Sweet and Sour
Duck Sauce
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Pick a red bean filled dessert:
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Red Bean soup
Red Bean Bun
Red Bean Sesame Ball
Red Bean Paste Mooncake
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Finally, pick what treat you’ll grab when you pay your bill:
What did you get? Let us know in the comments!