Order Your Chinese Food Take Out, and We’ll Give You the Perfect Fortune

It’s 5 o’clock on a Wednesday, you just got home from work and have collapsed on the couch. As you’re kicking off your uncomfortable work shoes and throwing them across the room in disgust, your stomach starts to growl. You imagine the meager assortment of half-empty condiment jars in your fridge and make a decision: You’re ordering Chinese food tonight. But what do you order? Do you tend to go for the classic dishes like Pork Lo Mein or Teriyaki Beef? Or do you tend to order the dish that you can barely pronounce and have no idea what is in it? Do you like it as spicy as possible? Or are you such a wimp that even Sweet and Sour Chicken has too much of a kick?

This quiz will have you place your dream Chinese order. Then, based on your choices, we’ll give you the perfect fortune. Ready to find out your fate? Grab your chopsticks and let’s get started!