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When you think of Taylor Swift you think of her relationships. When you think of Taylor Swift acknowledging her relationships in any way, shape, or form you think of pettiness. Toeing the line between loving the drama and attention while insisting that everyone just leave her alone and stop talking Show More
When you think of Taylor Swift you think of her relationships. When you think of Taylor Swift acknowledging her relationships in any way, shape, or form you think of pettiness. Toeing the line between loving the drama and attention while insisting that everyone just leave her alone and stop talking about it… while constantly writing songs about it? Yeah, sounds like some Olympic gold medal levels of pettiness. Can you keep up? How petty at you? Petty enough to survive a relationship and break up with her?
Well, we’re going to measure your pettiness with this pet-o-meter of a quiz and then match you up with the infamous Swift ex-beau who matches your temperament, passive-aggressive behavior, and moodiness. Petty is as petty does, after all. Petty recognizes petty. In Taylor’s case, does she make men petty or does she naturally attract petty men? Jury’s out, but which ex are you? Find out for yourself!
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Pettiness is an art. What most accurately describes your style of pettiness?
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Stubbornness
Passive aggressive one-liners
Childish behavior
Refusing to cooperate
Overreacting
Tantrum throwing
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It happens to the pettiest of us. What happens to you when you can't think of a comeback?
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I mimic that person
Name calling
Ignoring that person. Never underestimate the silent treatment!
Pick apart their grammar and word choices
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Have you ever started an argument for the sake of arguing? Because you love a good fight? Because it's fun?
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Yeah, it’s one of my favorite past times!
We’re all guilty of it
Eh, sometimes
It depends on the argument
No, I’m not a child
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Your ex says they want something back that's technically theirs, but you... "can't find it." What's that thing you're not keeping and definitely not withholding for the sake of being petty?
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Their hoodie
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Their books
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Their condoms and other sex stuff
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Their soul
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Everything has a shelf life, including pettiness. How long do you usually wait to use something against someone?
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The limit does not exist
Years
Months
Long enough for them to forget about it for maximum impact
Use that evidence immediately! Why wait?
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If you plan on being petty, you have to keep your receipts. What's your preferred method of passive aggressive accounting?
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SCREENSHOTS
Secretly recording them via the voice memos app
Extreme attention to detail so they know that I know
Telling other people as much as I can so they can back me up
Ambush three-way calling so I have a reliable witness and accomplice
Well, it’s more gas lighting and less receipt hoarding…
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In your opinion, what's the pettiest birthday-based behavior?
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Purposely not wishing someone happy birthday on social media
RSVPing “maybe” when you know that you’re never going to go to someone’s birthday party
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Someone pisses you off and you have to cut them out of your life! Where do they get stricken from first? What do you do?
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Delete their number in your phone
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Unfriend them on Facebook
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Unfollow them on Twitter
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Unfollow them on Instagram
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Timing your responses to text messages is the backbone of any petty person. How long do you wait?
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Vary it, you have to keep them guessing
15 minutes
30 minutes
An hour
A day
Wait for them to text you a second time then pretend you didn’t get the first one
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It's how every petty argument starts. Complete the sentence: "I just think it's funny how..."
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… you call me your boyfriend/girlfriend, but I haven’t met your friends yet.
… you said you had a family emergency but then you went out with your friends that night.
… you said you couldn’t pay me back then dropped a ton of money on dumb things
… you said that’s your friend, but they text you heart eye emojis constantly
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Do you leave your read receipts on? Is this your weapon of choice? Does it even matter to you?
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Yes! How else will someone know I’m ignoring them?
I only break it out for special occasions.
Nope, that’s lazy. I’d rather hit them with words.
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You've definitely seen condescending Willy Wonka. What's your other favorite classic petty meme?
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