We Know Your Age and Height Based on Your Cocktail Choices

Happy hour is the BEST! You get to wind down from the workday with a beer or a cocktail (or seven) and some delicious snacks. Can anyone say hot pretzel and chicken wings? Because we definitely can. There are a lot of factors that make for the perfect happy hour. What time you are heading out, who yShow More

Happy hour is the BEST! You get to wind down from the workday with a beer or a cocktail (or seven) and some delicious snacks. Can anyone say hot pretzel and chicken wings? Because we definitely can. There are a lot of factors that make for the perfect happy hour. What time you are heading out, who you are with, what type of establishment you are meeting up at, and what you are ordering all say a lot about you. In fact, they say so much that we can surmise your age and height just from your happy hour habits. That’s right! We’re getting inside your brain. Don’t ask how we can tell that if you order a cheap beer and nachos you are 6’3″ and 45 years old. It’s science, that’s all. trust us.

So go on! Order some happy hour treats and we’ll guess your age and height!

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You’re heading to happy hour after work. What time are you ducking out of the office?

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  • 4:30. We’ll just say we’re taking a “late lunch.”
  • 5:00. It’s five o’clock somewhere, and that somewhere is here!
  • 5:30. Not too early, but not late enough that I’ll miss those specials.
  • 6:00. Got a lot of work to do, but I’m not about to miss last call for those $3 beers!
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