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Everyone’s favorite website is Amazon. You thought it’d be Netflix, but you’d be wrong. Regardless of how you feel about Jeff Bezos, Amazon has become an infinite internet playground where you can buy or stream anything you want and get it (almost) immediately delivered to your house. Sounds like heShow More
Everyone’s favorite website is Amazon. You thought it’d be Netflix, but you’d be wrong. Regardless of how you feel about Jeff Bezos, Amazon has become an infinite internet playground where you can buy or stream anything you want and get it (almost) immediately delivered to your house. Sounds like heaven, right? Nope, just Amazon being it’s Amazon self.
What do you use Amazon for? Home essentials? Clothes? Tech? Or fun things that are super specific that you can’t find anywhere in stores? Whatever the case, we want to give you $1000 (FAKE! FAKE FAKE IMAGINARY FAKE) dollars to spend on Amazon. Go crazy! Fill your cart to the brim! It’s like window shopping, but a million times better. In return, we’re going to tell you how old you really are. Are you a mature, judicious shopper or fun and frivolous? Only your cart (and we) know for sure.
Get ready, shoppers, because this is going to be fun!
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It's not really how much you spend, it's how you spend it. Which category of Amazon shopping are you likely to do the most damage on?
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Home
Technology
Fashion
Athletic
Groceries. Love Amazon Fresh!
Toys, games, buying movies, fun stuff!
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First, let's buy something on Amazon that's there to improve your life in some way. What are you getting?
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Acupressure mat
Squatty potty
Vegetable spiralizer
Tile key finder
A bunch of Popsockets for your phone
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You should spruce up your home a bit. What are you buying on Amazon to breathe new life into your humble abode?
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Some succulents
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A cool art print
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A wall clock
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An area rug
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Amazon has things called "dash buttons." It's a literal button that automatically orders something for you when you run out. So cool! But, which dash button to get?
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Toilet paper
Pet food
Coffee
Chips/snacks
Laundry detergent
Toothpaste
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Amazon's also good for clothes! Pick some things for your closet that you're gonna get shipped to you in two days.
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Shoes
Yoga pants
Work shirts
Things I can buy in bulk like underwear or socks
Ew, never! I’d have to try it on first.
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Now, pick a fun salt and pepper shaker set!
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Foxes
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These ghosts who hug
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Luchador wrestlers
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Snoopy and woodstock
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Let's not forget we're here to spend $1000. You can splurge on something! What are you treating yourself to.
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Vitamix or another high end blender
Kitchenaid stand mixer
A guitar
A fancy watch
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Pick something that's halfway between "hygiene" and "treat yourself." Indulge a little and have fun. What are you getting?
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Babyfoot peel
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Face mask made of 24k gold
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A fancy sonic toothbrush
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These silly nailclippers
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Pick up a party game and put it in your cart for the next time you have friends over. What do you want to play/what sounds like the most fun to you?
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Cards Against Humanity
Exploding Kittens
What Do You Meme
Drawing Without Dignity
Hot Seat
Cool Cats and A** Hats
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Get something kind of frivolous that'll bring a sense of humor to your kitchen. Why not? You have the cash to spare!
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A microwave cleaner that looks like a volcano
An egg timer that looks like another kind of food
Mickey mouse waffle iron
Cute measuring cups
A one-tool that does everything to an avocado. Scoops, slices, takes the pit out
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Look at all that leftover cash! Better buy something big... like furniture! Which home staple do you want to buy on Amazon?
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A mattress or bed
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An accent chair
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These bright barstools
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An outdoor patio set
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When it comes to Amazon, there's more to it than shopping. What in the realm of entertainment do you use the most or spend the most money on?
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Buying or renting movies
Streaming Amazon TV shows
All things Kindle and books
Buying or streaming music
I pretty much ONLY use it for shipping things to my house in two days.
What did you get? Let us know in the comments!