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You miss Portlandia, don’t you? The Lorne Michaels produced juggernaut starring Carrie Brownstein and Fred Armisen in every single sketch? Bet you never thought of that tiny Pacific Northwest town before that snow, and now you low-key want to take a vacation there. Why? The show makes it look so cooShow More
You miss Portlandia, don’t you? The Lorne Michaels produced juggernaut starring Carrie Brownstein and Fred Armisen in every single sketch? Bet you never thought of that tiny Pacific Northwest town before that snow, and now you low-key want to take a vacation there. Why? The show makes it look so cool! Well, it’s canceled and not coming back (sorry) but you can still binge every episode on Netflix!
But, let’s do you one better. We’ll help you plan a dream vacation in Portland by telling you all the things to do in Portland, Oregon and we’ll tell you what weird Portlandia couple you are! That way, when you go back and watch some episodes, you’ll be able to see what you have in common with these sketch characters and we don’t know… maybe follow their lead and do things those characters do? Go nuts! Let your heart lead the way! And by your heart, we mean your freak flag. Keep Portland weird, ya weirdos!
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Welcome to Portland! What neighborhood do you want to stay in?
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Arlington Heights
Sellwood-Moreland
Pearl District
South Waterfront
Old Town Chinatown
Goose Hollow
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Great! Now that you're unpacked, where do you want to eat?
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Tasty and Son’s
Kachka
Marukin
Sandy Hut
Farm Spirit
Matt’s BBQ
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PUT A BIRD ON IT. It's basically the gospel of Portlandia. So, what do you want to bird-ify?
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These earrings
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These scissors
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This necklace
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This skirt
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You should get outdoors if you're in Portland! Where are you going?
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Bagby hot springs
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Japanese gardens
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Hiking Mt. Hood
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Leach botanical gardens
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Escape for some quiet time. Where do you find your peace in Portland?
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Portland Art Museum
Powell Books
Tea Bar
Lone Fir Pioneer Cemetary
Nah, screw quiet time
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Go check out a concert. Live music is great. Where are you gonna check out a show?
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Roseland Theater
Wonder Ballroom
Crystal Ballroom
Aladdin Theater
Valentine’s
Old Church Concert Hall
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Did you know that Portland had sports teams? Now you do! Get tickets and check out some sports.
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Trail Blazers (it’s basketball)
Timbers (it’s soccer)
Rose City Rollers (it’s roller derby)
Winter Hawks (it’s hockey)
Rockfish (it’s underwater hockey, yes that’s a thing)
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So many movies shot in Portland! Pick a movie. You should drive around and stalk the locations in town where they shot. What's your favorite of these movies?
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The Goonies
Animal House
One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest
Kindergarten Cop
Overboard (the original)
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Next, pick a Portland bridge. Why? No reason. Actually, do it for the 'gram!
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Tilikum Crossing
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Hawthorne Bridge
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Freemont Bridge
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St. Johns Bridge
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Portland Oregon is actually fairly well known for their wineries. Bet you didn't know that! Pick a winery to indulge in.
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Enso Winery
Seven Bridges Winery
Wine Dirt
Monte Ferro Winery
Fullerton Wines
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Time to pick a weird Portland landmark to have a photo op with!
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Portlandia statue
Paul Bunyan statue
The “Keep Portland Weird” sign
The Voodoo Dougnut mural
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You're absolutely not leaving Portland until you find the best _________ in Portland. Fill in the blank!
What did you get? Let us know in the comments!