Don’t Tell The Reverend You’re Using The Internet, But Take This Quiz To See Which Mole Woman You Are From Kimmy Schmidt!

It’s easy to judge characters on TV. You think that if in that situation, you’d totally behave differently, be different, and generally do it all better than them. Well, what if you got kidnapped, tortured, sucked into a cult, and held in a bunker underground for years on end? Still, think you’d havShow More

It’s easy to judge characters on TV. You think that if in that situation, you’d totally behave differently, be different, and generally do it all better than them. Well, what if you got kidnapped, tortured, sucked into a cult, and held in a bunker underground for years on end? Still, think you’d have it all together, or would you crack? Everyone handles trauma differently and it’s shown in the neon-bright, extremely funny Netflix series Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt. We’re talking about the infamous “mole woman.”

Let’s not forget where our girl Kimmy came from, y’know? This whole series revolves around some seriously dark stuff. So do you have what it takes to survive and keep your wits about you in sycophant Richard Gary Wayne’s hellacious bunker where he traps and kidnaps women? I mean, unless this actually happened to you, there’s no way to know, but we pulled some scenarios from Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt to see how you’d fare.

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Getting kidnapped, put in a bunker, and routinely abused by a cult leader sucks. But, what's the thing you miss most about life on the outside (other than the obvious)?

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  • My friends
  • My parents? Um, I don’t know…
  • Eating whatever I want, whenever I want
  • Being able to have alone time
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