Can We Guess What You’d Be In Jail For Based On How Well You Survive A Day On Orange Is The New Black?

Aliee Chan

Are you all caught up on Orange Is The New Black? Do you imagine yourself to be more of a badass than you really are? Like, in a criminal or dangerous way? Then this quiz will fulfill your fantasy of doing something that would land you in jail.

First of all, no one wants to be in jail. The prisonShow More

First of all, no one wants to be in jail. The prison industrial complex sucks and does a lot of things that harm communities, individuals, and actively prosecutes and punishes innocent people of color at an insane rate. However! Orange Is The New Black is pretend! Yup, that’s what acting is. Scripted television is fake. Spoiler alert!

So, in a world where you’ve landed at Litchfield Penitentiary, we want to know what you’d be in jail for. We suspect you have a hunch, but the only way we can know for sure is if you hang out at Litchfield for the day. Your behavior on the inside can tell us what you did on the outside. Are you ready to face the consequences of your imagination? Okay! Let’s go to jail, then.

Show Less

NEXT QUESTION BELOW

Getty

Prison is hard. What's your strategy for getting through? What's your first line of defense?

Ready? Scroll down to answer

Get a prison wife
Shank someone to get a notorious reputation
Get in with the right gang
Buddy up with the guards
Just try to lay low
Is trying to make friends a strategy?

What did you get? Let us know in the comments!

Ready for another quiz?

Can We Guess What You’d Be In Jail For Based On How Well You Survive A Day On Orange Is The New Black?

Prison is hard. What's your strategy for getting through? What's your first line of defense?

The prison industrial complex exploits prisoners for their labor. So you get a job! Which one are you vying for the most?

Stash something under your bunk. Why? Your stash speaks to your reasons. What do you have?

This is bound to happen eventually. In prison, what would cause you to get into a fight with someone?

In your opinion, which one of these inhumane places prisoners get sent as punishment is the absolute worst for you?

You get one phone call a day. Who's your one call?

Imagine you're in the prison yard. What do you chose to do with your small window of "free" time?

We're not going to sugar coat it: prison sucks. Which part of your (imagined) day do you actively dread the most?

Pick a prison-hack you use to help you feel more like a normal person.

People have needs. You want to hook up with a fellow prisoner, but you have to hide (obviously). Where do you go to hook up?

You have to do something to cope. What do you think about to get you through?

Congratulations, you're going to be released from prison! That's great! But also, what are you low-key going to miss?

Last question - how would you rate this quiz?

What did you get? Let us know in the comments!

Get your results & other quizzes sent to your inbox!

Please, be patient, your results are being generated!

Save all future quiz results by signing in!

(you won’t lose your spot!)

Please, be patient, your results are being generated!

Prison is hard. What's your strategy for getting through? What's your first line of defense?

The prison industrial complex exploits prisoners for their labor. So you get a job! Which one are you vying for the most?

Stash something under your bunk. Why? Your stash speaks to your reasons. What do you have?

This is bound to happen eventually. In prison, what would cause you to get into a fight with someone?

In your opinion, which one of these inhumane places prisoners get sent as punishment is the absolute worst for you?

You get one phone call a day. Who's your one call?

Imagine you're in the prison yard. What do you chose to do with your small window of "free" time?

We're not going to sugar coat it: prison sucks. Which part of your (imagined) day do you actively dread the most?

Pick a prison-hack you use to help you feel more like a normal person.

People have needs. You want to hook up with a fellow prisoner, but you have to hide (obviously). Where do you go to hook up?

You have to do something to cope. What do you think about to get you through?

Congratulations, you're going to be released from prison! That's great! But also, what are you low-key going to miss?

Last question - how would you rate this quiz?

What did you get? Let us know in the comments!

Enter your e-mail

Sign In