America is Pre-Gilead, So Survive A Day As A Handmaid And We’ll Predict When You’ll Escape

Aliee Chan

What’s it feel like to be living in the prequel to The Handmaid’s Tale? Completely terrifying? Well, thank goodness we all have The Handmaid’s Tale on Hulu to keep us updated on what’s to come. You can take the optimist’s approach to the world burning: now we know! And we can all be prepared and makShow More

Being a handmaid is complete hell. It’s torturous and a complete violation of basic human rights that’s full-on sanctioned by the government. How fun? Have you ever watched The Handmaid’s Tale and yelled at the characters to make different decisions? Well, you don’t know what it’s like… even though lately our society is starting to get a good idea. Thank you, the news!

So, walk the walk (hand in hand with another handmaid, under his eye… whoever ‘he’ is) don’t just talk the talk. Let’s see how you hack it as a handmaid. It’ll show us when you’ll eventually escape Gilead.

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These things aren't contraband now, but when America is Gilead, they might be. As a handmaid, you have what illegal materials stashed in your bedroom?

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A book
Old photos
Food that’s just for you
A journal
A knife. For reasons.

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America is Pre-Gilead, So Survive A Day As A Handmaid And We’ll Predict When You’ll Escape

These things aren't contraband now, but when America is Gilead, they might be. As a handmaid, you have what illegal materials stashed in your bedroom?

When nothing is being required of you, handmaids must be confined to their bedrooms. What do you do to pass the time?

Who would you say is your closest confidant? Who do you trust the most?

If you get caught, you might get stoned to death. What illegal thing do you do when no one's looking?

You had a life before you were a handmaid. What do you miss the most from the pre-Gilead days?

When you're feeling low, what do you think about to keep yourself going?

When you were captured and brought to The Red Center, you probably did something wrong... (according to Gilead). What did Aunt Lydia do to punish you?

When you're out for a walk with your fellow handmaid, you two take a detour past... where?

Oh hey, the Commander wants a moment with you. Alone. That's not what's done, so what should you do?

As a handmaid, you're a receptacle for everyone else's bad feelings. So, what did you do that got the Commander's wife mad?

Have you ever OR would you ever fake a pregnancy as a handmaid?

So, when you eventually escape where exactly do you plan on escaping to?

Last question - how would you rate this quiz?

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These things aren't contraband now, but when America is Gilead, they might be. As a handmaid, you have what illegal materials stashed in your bedroom?

When nothing is being required of you, handmaids must be confined to their bedrooms. What do you do to pass the time?

Who would you say is your closest confidant? Who do you trust the most?

If you get caught, you might get stoned to death. What illegal thing do you do when no one's looking?

You had a life before you were a handmaid. What do you miss the most from the pre-Gilead days?

When you're feeling low, what do you think about to keep yourself going?

When you were captured and brought to The Red Center, you probably did something wrong... (according to Gilead). What did Aunt Lydia do to punish you?

When you're out for a walk with your fellow handmaid, you two take a detour past... where?

Oh hey, the Commander wants a moment with you. Alone. That's not what's done, so what should you do?

As a handmaid, you're a receptacle for everyone else's bad feelings. So, what did you do that got the Commander's wife mad?

Have you ever OR would you ever fake a pregnancy as a handmaid?

So, when you eventually escape where exactly do you plan on escaping to?

Last question - how would you rate this quiz?

What did you get? Let us know in the comments!

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