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When you’ve got a crush, it’s easy to project an entire love story on the object of your affection before you’ve even really gotten to know them — which might mean that things could take a disappointing turn. You may be all butterflies and tongue-tied now, but unfortunately that infatuation dShow More
When you’ve got a crush, it’s easy to project an entire love story on the object of your affection before you’ve even really gotten to know them — which might mean that things could take a disappointing turn. You may be all butterflies and tongue-tied now, but unfortunately that infatuation doesn’t always have a happy ending. Love is unpredictable, and the risk of heartbreak shouldn’t keep you from having a little fun.
In case you can’t stand the mystery of it all, we’re here show you how things with your crush will end. As they say, it’s better to have crushed and lost than never to have crushed at all. Take this quiz to find out how your crush will inevitably disappoint you, because there are three guarantees in this world; death, taxes, and crushes who totally blow it.

How did you meet him?
- On Tinder
- At work
- At a bar
- The gym
- You’ve been friends since high school
- At a coffee shop

What does he do for work?
- Bartender
- Sales
- Doctor
- Social Media Manager
- Uber Driver
- Lawyer

What’s his drink of choice?
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Gin and Tonic
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Whiskey
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Beer
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Margarita
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Vodka Red Bull
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Martini

What’s his favorite movie?
- Fight Club
- Batman
- Die Hard
- Pulp Fiction
- Forrest Gump
- The Hangover

What animal does he remind you of?
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Wolf
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Fox
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Shark
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Dog
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Cat
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Snake

Who’s his celebrity style icon?
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Jason Momoa
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Harry Styles
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Ryan Gosling
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Donald Glover
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Riz Ahmed
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Michael B. Jordan

What made you fall for him?
- He has a great smile
- He’s hilarious
- He’s a babe
- He’s super thoughtful
- He’s responsible
- He’s in a band

What are his plans this weekend?
- Going camping
- Drinking with the boys
- Visiting family
- Going to the gym, then meal-prepping
- Hanging out at home watching Netflix
- Working

Which member of the Avengers is he?
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Iron Man
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Thor
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The Hulk
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GettyCaptain America
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Spiderman
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Loki

How do you communicate with him?
- Texting
- Facebook Messenger
- Instagram DM
- Snapchat
- Google Chat

Which elementary school cafeteria lunch best describes him?
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PB&J - a classic
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Macaroni and Cheese - comfort food
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Hamburger - all-American
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Grilled Cheese - an old standby
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Pizza - adored by nearly everyone
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Sandwich & Fruit - classic

Which romantic comedy is most like your love story?
- Legally Blonde
- How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
- The Wedding Planner
- 10 Things I Hate About You
- Pretty in Pink
- 27 Dresses

Last question - how would you rate this quiz?
- I loved it!
- It was pretty okay.
- Not great…
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