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When you’ve got a crush, it’s easy to project an entire love story on the object of your affection before you’ve even really gotten to know them — which might mean that things could take a disappointing turn. You may be all butterflies and tongue-tied now, but unfortunately that infatuation dShow More
When you’ve got a crush, it’s easy to project an entire love story on the object of your affection before you’ve even really gotten to know them — which might mean that things could take a disappointing turn. You may be all butterflies and tongue-tied now, but unfortunately that infatuation doesn’t always have a happy ending. Love is unpredictable, and the risk of heartbreak shouldn’t keep you from having a little fun.
In case you can’t stand the mystery of it all, we’re here show you how things with your crush will end. As they say, it’s better to have crushed and lost than never to have crushed at all. Take this quiz to find out how your crush will inevitably disappoint you, because there are three guarantees in this world; death, taxes, and crushes who totally blow it.
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1
How did you meet him?
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On Tinder
At work
At a bar
The gym
You’ve been friends since high school
At a coffee shop
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2
What does he do for work?
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Bartender
Sales
Doctor
Social Media Manager
Uber Driver
Lawyer
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3
What’s his drink of choice?
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Gin and Tonic
Whiskey
Beer
Margarita
Vodka Red Bull
Martini
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4
What’s his favorite movie?
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Fight Club
Batman
Die Hard
Pulp Fiction
Forrest Gump
The Hangover
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5
What animal does he remind you of?
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Wolf
Fox
Shark
Dog
Cat
Snake
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6
Who’s his celebrity style icon?
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Jason Momoa
Harry Styles
Ryan Gosling
Donald Glover
Riz Ahmed
Michael B. Jordan
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7
What made you fall for him?
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He has a great smile
He’s hilarious
He’s a babe
He’s super thoughtful
He’s responsible
He’s in a band
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8
What are his plans this weekend?
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Going camping
Drinking with the boys
Visiting family
Going to the gym, then meal-prepping
Hanging out at home watching Netflix
Working
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9
Which member of the Avengers is he?
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Iron Man
Thor
The Hulk
Getty
Captain America
Spiderman
Loki
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10
How do you communicate with him?
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Texting
Facebook Messenger
Instagram DM
Twitter
Snapchat
Google Chat
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11
Which elementary school cafeteria lunch best describes him?
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PB&J - a classic
Macaroni and Cheese - comfort food
Hamburger - all-American
Grilled Cheese - an old standby
Pizza - adored by nearly everyone
Sandwich & Fruit - classic
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12
Which romantic comedy is most like your love story?
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