We’ll Guess How Hipster You Are Based On Your Opinions

Hipsters used to be the people who were so snobbishly into being cool and protective of their niche interests that they made it uncomfortable for everybody else. Now, things that are hipster are so mainstream that it’s hard to decipher whether or not things are hipster or if they’re basic. So, where do you stand on the hipster spectrum? Is caring about what percentage of hipster you are a hipster thing to do or does it make you aggressively uncool?

The only way to find out is to do the most hipster thing we can think of: complain. Talk about everything you think sucks. Tell us your opinion on everything you feel superior to and we’ll synthesize it into a highly scientific percentage that perfectly reflects exactly how hip you are. Are you too hipster to function or are you such a square that it’s unbearable? Are you too hip to even be a hipster? These 18 questions will tell you for sure… and also probably your vinyl collection.