Lettuce in someone’s teeth
Body builder–style excessive muscle
It’s so fancy you can’t read it
Colors that clash or make the poster hard to read
Something that’s trying too hard to be trendy
People who brag too much.
That friend who always bums some money but never covers other people.
When people argue about something but no one actually knows anything about it.
Says they don’t want to bother me, when they clearly want my attention.
Doesn’t give me time to finish and mark my place.
Interrupts me and expect me to put the book down.
Says something negative about the book I’m reading.
Spoils the ending.
Someone yelling at their partner.
The businessman who elbows everyone out of the way because they Have Important Places to Be.
Everyone on their cell phones.
Someone bogarting all the outlets.
People who only talk about themselves.
People who talk down to me.
Someone who is chronically late.
People who cut in line.
Someone talking on their phone in the movie theater.
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