Hearing a rude customer refuse to tip the waitstaff.
Finding a hair in my food.
Not getting what I ordered.
Expects me to cook and clean.
Complies with whatever their parents say.
Refuses to see another point of view.
Lies about their past.
Using “myself” instead of “me” or “I”
“For all intensive purposes”
Using apostrophes where they don’t belong
Adding and “s” where it doesn’t belong… “Nordstroms,” “Barnes and Nobles”
“Women don’t belong in the workplace.”
“Climate change is a hoax.”
“Can I borrow $500? I’ll pay you back next week.”
“What’s my job? I’m an entrepreneur. Want to see my hover board?”
“You’re a lot smarter than you look.”
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