What’s Your Dad Percentage?

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Dad bods and dad jokes are all the rage these days. Are you part of the trend? Find out how much of a dad you really are!Once you answer all the questions, you will get your results from this quiz. Submit your answers by selecting an option below each question. All answer options will load for you once you reach them. For best results, answer the questions in a row. Once you know your results, don’t forget to check the rest of the fun quizzes we’ve prepared for you. Good luck!

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You tell a joke and everyone else groans. What do you do?

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Giggle internally.
Apologize for my bad joke.
Laugh at my own joke for the next five minutes. Tell it again tomorrow.
Blush furiously. Never tell a joke again.

How much time do you spend on vacation taking pictures?

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I like to experience things without a camera between me and life.
Once I took selfie videos of an entire trip to Europe.
I like to capture the most important moments. I’ll throw in a selfie or two.
Pictures are great! I take a few rolls of film every trip.

How far are you willing to take a joke?

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I’ve carried out some elaborate pranks in my life. I wouldn’t say I’m the master, but I’m willing to hand-make a costume or two to create the right ambiance.
Commitment is my middle name. There is nothing I would not do to bring a pun to life.
I’m pretty shy. I don’t like to draw attention to myself, so I don’t do big comedy.
I don’t spend a lot of time practical joking. It seems like a waste of time.

How do you express affection to the people close to you?

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I’m pretty vocal about affection. I say “I love you” on a regular basis and make sure they know why.
I’ll say I love you out loud on birthdays if I have to.
They should just know. I build things for them don’t I?
I am all about giving gifts and writing cards and making sure EVERYONE knows how much I care about them.

How do you like to style your hair?

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Have you ever tried to ask Google a question and instead accidentally called your child?

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What’s google?
Who would do that?
Maybe once, but I was driving at the time and couldn’t see what I was doing.
I’ve programmed my phone to respond to unique voice cues. This would never happen.

You go to the grocery store. What does your cart look like?

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Pizza rolls. More pizza rolls.
A nice mix of produce and basic ingredients to match the meal plan I put together for my week.
I’ve got some junk food in there, but mostly I try to cook my own meals.
Mostly things that can go on the grill. I put some veggies in when I get the side eye from my mom, but otherwise it’s steak.

How do you feel about new technology?

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I keep my resume on a floppy drive. I’m up to date, I swear.
I’m hardly on the cutting edge, but I’ve got Facebook, I text, and I can figure out how to Google most problems.
I’m so up to date I think virtual reality is passe.
I think I have a smart phone?

Someone close to you asks for a serious talk. You sit down, and they drop a bomb: “I’m gay.” How do you respond?

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Hi Gay. I’m Dad.
I’m glad you trusted me. Anything you need from me to support you?
Well you know I still love you.
Ok.

How do you feel about publicly embarrassing the people close to you?

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I know sometimes I act a little weird in public, but I’m not about to let the judgment of strangers get in the way of my comfort.
I don’t understand what embarrassment is.
I think it’s awful to put someone in an uncomfortable situation, especially if it’s to teach them a lesson.
I try to be aware of my friends and family, and not put them in awkward situations.

Will you buy a product without researching or testing it first?

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That’s shiny! I better buy it!
No way! If I have to take it out of the box in the store and check it out, I will.
If it’s something expensive I’ll look into it.
I like to do my research ahead of time. I’ll check out reviews, but I try not to go overboard.