What Sandwich Stacks Up As Your Soulmate?

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The most important quality in a significant other is:

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Humor. You can laugh at yourself, so it’s nice to have someone else to laugh with you.
Money. Yes, it’s nice to have a great personality, but baby needs new shoes!
Good looks. You’re going to be spending a lot of time with them, so you might as well enjoy the scenery.
Honesty. Looks and money can disappear. You want someone who will always keep it real.

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Coffee. Before you have your coffee you hate ALL the things. After? Life is okay.
Tea. Coffee makes you feel like a manic gnat with ADHD, so tea is, well, your cup of tea.
Soda (or Pop). You could’ve paid for college with the empty bottles you took back to recycle.
Water. Simple and pure, just like you (or free and cheap, just like you).
Beer. There’s nothing like cracking a cold one after a long day (or in the middle of one either).

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Action: If something doesn’t blow up, you’re disappointed.
Humor: Life is serious enough. You want to snort water out of your nose.
Indie Films: Those gems that critics rarely see, but that you appreciate for the complexity and talent.
Dramas: Bring on the tears and the improbable storylines that make your life look okay in comparison.
Classics: Nothing beats the traditional films from decades ago before all that fancy CGI crap.

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Cheese: Everything is better with cheese.
Fruits and Vegetables: Go green!
Takeout Containers: Leftovers are just edible encores.
Hummus: If you don't make every container a single serving, you're not trying hard enough.

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A long walk on the beach and a picnic lunch. It’s cliche, but who can pass up sand and sandwiches?
Anything with the chance of danger — skydiving, roller coasters, and places with no Wi-Fi signal.
Having them make you a nice dinner at home where you can go through their medicine cabinet (hypothetically speaking).
Going to a bar and then checking out a game.

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Clue: It was mysterious and handcuffs were often involved.
Sorry: It was three steps forward and then four steps back.
Monopoly: It was expensive and required So. Much. Commitment. But at least there was free parking.
Operation: You could never quite feel comfortable (physically or emotionally) for fear your every move would totally set them off.

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Chews with their mouth open. ARE YOU AN ANIMAL?!?
Parties every single weekend. Seriously. Moderation, people.
Doesn’t like animals. You like animals more than you like most people.
Hates to travel. There are so many things to see — including other people who like to leave town once in awhile.
Thinks that “K” is an okay reply to a text, or worse, an email.