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One of the most stressful decisions you have to make about a new puppy is their name. Will it be something strong, simple, or completely hilarious? What should you name your next dog? Take our quiz to find out!Once you answer all the questions, you will get your results from this quiz. Submit your aShow More
One of the most stressful decisions you have to make about a new puppy is their name. Will it be something strong, simple, or completely hilarious? What should you name your next dog? Take our quiz to find out!Once you answer all the questions, you will get your results from this quiz. Submit your answers by selecting an option below each question. All answer options will load for you once you reach them. For best results, answer the questions in a row. Once you know your results, don’t forget to check the rest of the fun quizzes we’ve prepared for you. Good luck!

Do you want your next dog to be male or female?
- Female
- Male
- I refuse to comment on my future pup’s gender identity.

Which of these puppies makes your heart melt?

What source material are you most likely to consult when searching for the perfect dog name?
- Literature
- Movies
- TV
- Theater
- Video Games
- My imagination is my source material.

Which dog breed do you want the most?
- Corgi
- German Shepherd
- Golden Retriever
- Yorkshire Terrier
- Chihuahua
- Husky

Which canine themed song do you most want to listen to?
- “Who Let the Dogs Out” by Baha Men
- “Dog Days Are Over” by Florence and the Machine
- “Hound Dog” by Elvis Presley
- “Bark at the Moon” by Ozzy Osbourne
- “She Wolf” by Shakira
- “Puppy Love” by Paul Anka

Choose a bed for your pup to rest its head.

Pick a Netflix show to binge watch while you play with your new pup.
- Narcos
- Orange Is the New Black
- The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
- Stranger Things
- House of Cards
- Black Mirror

Which emotion do you want people to feel when they hear your dog’s name?
- Fear
- Surprise
- Joy
- Love
- Trust
- Envy

Which unconventional activity would you like to try with your pup?
- Doggy Yoga
- Doggy Art Class
- Doggy Skateboarding
- Doggy Spa Day
- Doggy Dance Class
- Doggy Wine Tasting

Pick a Snoop Dogg.

Which toy will you definitely buy for your dog?
- Rope
- Tennis Ball
- Frisbee
- Squeaky Steak
- A kong that dispenses treats.
- A stuffed version of a political figure you hate.

Which quote about dogs is your favorite?
- “Dogs are wise. They crawl away into a quiet corner and lick their wounds and do not rejoin the world until they are whole once more.” –Agatha Christie
- “Dogs are better than human beings because they know but do not tell.” –Emily Dickinson
- “What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight; it’s the size of the fight in the dog.” –Dwight D. Eisenhower
- “Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate.” –Sigmund Freud
- “Once you have had a wonderful dog, a life without one, is a life diminished.” –Dean Koontz
- “Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.” –Ann Landers

How much are you willing to spend on a new dog?
- My life savings!
- Less than $1,000
- Nothing.

Which doggo?

Does it matter what your dog looks like?
- Somewhat!
- Tbh — yes. It matters!
- No, not at all!

How active do you want your dog to be?
- I want an active pup!
- I’d like them to be at least somewhat active.
- I want a couch potato!

Do you want a puppy? Or a big doggo?
- A puppy.
- Either is fine.
- Dogs with experience are the best!

Growing up, did you have a dog?
- Yes!
- No — I wish!
- No, I am new to dog ownership.

Be real -- do you like walking the dog?
- Yes! I love it.
- Meh…
- It’s not my favorite chore.

What is the best thing about a family dog?
- The abundance of love.
- The fun and joy.
- The cuddles and cuteness.
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