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Why take an insulting personality test? Because you’ve always wondered, but there’s no way to ask someone and actually get a straight answer.
Besides…your greatest flaw might just turn out to be your greatest strength, too.Once you answer all the questions, you will get your results from thiShow More
Why take an insulting personality test? Because you’ve always wondered, but there’s no way to ask someone and actually get a straight answer.
Besides…your greatest flaw might just turn out to be your greatest strength, too.Once you answer all the questions, you will get your results from this quiz. Submit your answers by selecting an option below each question. All answer options will load for you once you reach them. For best results, answer the questions in a row. Once you know your results, don’t forget to check the rest of the fun quizzes we’ve prepared for you. Good luck!
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1
You're in need of a really good cry — to just let all those feelings out. What do you think about to get the waterworks going?
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My family.
My job.
My friends.
My living situation.
My love life (or lack thereof).
My looks.
That really sad movie I just saw.
Late night infomercials!
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How do you feel about Lena Dunham?
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Umm I LOVE her.
Ugh, I can’t stand her.
She’s really quite pretty.
Who?
I’m team Marnie all the way.
She just gets me, you know?
I don’t like her…but that’s just because I’m kinda jealous.
Who even cares?
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3
Which app can you absolutely not live without?
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Tinder — I’m hot and I know it!
Facebook — I have to keep up with everyone from my hometown somehow!
Seamless — I mean really, me, in a kitchen?
Pinterest — I have a board for everything.
Twitter — I need to be on the up and up!
Tumblr — it’s so wrong, it’s right.
Instagram — double tap, please.
LinkedIn — never stop hustling.
Snapchat — do I really need to explain why?
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4
Your boss is making you work on a group project with that one coworker you can't STAND. Who is it?
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The brown-noser.
The ice princess.
The moronic intern.
The slacker.
The drama queen.
The office mom/dad.
The one who tries way too hard.
The power-hungry middle manager.
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5
Which holiday do you like more: Thanksgiving or Christmas?
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Thanksgiving — I'm all about that food.
Christmas — it is the most wonderful time of the year, after all.
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What's the worst thing you've ever laughed at? We won't tell...
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Clumsy people in infomercials.
South Park.
When my friend trips and falls.
When a kid trips and falls!
My friends really bad haircut.
Those Sarah McLaughlin ASPCA infomercials.
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Uh oh — it seems you've really pissed off a witch, and she's about to curse you with your worst nightmare. What kind of misery are you in for?
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Not being able to fall asleep until the entire house is clean.
Not being able to see myself in mirrors and photos.
Saying everything I think aloud.
Never being able to lie.
Only being able to communicate in small talk.
Unable to touch technology.
Constant shapeshifting.
Spontaneous teleportation.
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8
What do you wish you could never feel again?
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Frustrated.
Not in control.
Dissatisfied.
Insecurity.
Overwhelmed.
Jealousy.
Loneliness.
Stagnation.
Hopelessness.
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You've finally gotten reservations to that restaurant you've been DYING to try, and the menu looks incredible. How do you decide what to order?
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Ummm…eenie meenie miney mo?
Something I’ve never tried before!
Whatever’s cheapest, let’s be honest.
I try to get something different from everyone else.
Whatever I feel like eating that moment.
I try to lean towards the healthier options.
I just stick with what I know I’ll like.
Whatever Yelp recommends.
Ugh, I don’t know. It always takes me forever.
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You're about to leave the house: what's the first thing you check to see if you forgot?
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My wallet! Definitely need THAT.
My phone — I can't live without it!
My keys — I'm always losing them...
My pants. Always need pants.
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You've finally managed to rope your best friend into writing your online dating profile — what would they list as your greatest strength?
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My beauty, of course.
My leadership skills — I’m a #bo$$.
My work ethic.
My outgoing personality!
My honesty.
My trendiness.
My flexibility.
My independence.
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Be honest...how many times did you lie on this quiz?
What did you get? Let us know in the comments!