I would be very excited and try to welcome everyone there! I might even sing a song.
I don’t usually have time for tea parties, so I would just stop briefly.
I’ve never been to a tea party before. I’d do my best to be polite and follow along with what other people are doing.
I would tell jokes or riddles. Liven things up.
Tea is a time to rejuvenate. I would be quiet and serious, so that everyone could enjoy themselves.
I’m sick of riddles.
There is no answer!
Why don’t you tell me?
I don’t have time for silly questions.
Because it can produce a few notes, though they are very flat; and it is never put with the wrong end in front!
I’m usually on time, so it makes me incredibly anxious when I am late.
I’m often late.
I rarely have places to be, so I’m never late.
I arrive precisely on time.
I arrive when I intend to, but other people seem to think I have problems with time.
With a true, but unhelpful answer.
I do my best to help them, but I’m not great with directions either.
I get distracted and probably forget to answer.
I get annoyed. I hate it when strangers interrupt me.
I’m usually quite busy, but I’d try to give them some help quickly.
No. I’m very happy where I am. My life is comfortable and I don’t want to go anywhere.
That sounds kind of stressful.
Every day is an adventure!
I’ve already been on quite a few adventures.
Oh yes! I would love to adventure.
I have an off kilter sense of humor, and I laugh a lot.
I love to laugh! I’m very jolly.
I prefer to take things seriously.
It’s nice to laugh, but I’m anxious a lot of the time and don’t find myself laughing much.
It’s hard to make me laugh.
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