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The Belcher clan is one of the most beloved families on TV today. If you aren’t drawn in by Tina’s low moans and adoration of butts, or Louise’s adorable bunny ears and illegal hijinks, you’ll certainly fall for Linda’s kitschy love of baby dolls and musical theatre or how adorable Gene loShow More
The Belcher clan is one of the most beloved families on TV today. If you aren’t drawn in by Tina’s low moans and adoration of butts, or Louise’s adorable bunny ears and illegal hijinks, you’ll certainly fall for Linda’s kitschy love of baby dolls and musical theatre or how adorable Gene looks dressed as a hamburger.
Now’s your chance to get in on that sweet Belcher action: everyone has a Belcher personality and we’ll help you find yours with just a few questions. Join the family and find out which one you’re the most like, whether you’re the patriarch Bob or one of his wild and wacky family members.
Get yourself a hamburger (with a deliciously punny name), pull on some pink bunny ears, and grab a couple of butts. It’s time to find out which of the Belchers you are and just remember: there are no bad options here.
Which of these things could you never live your life without?
- Cooking
- Butts
- Music
- An object from my childhood that I love
- Wine
You get invited to a fancy Christmas party with your family. What do you spend your time doing?
- Criticizing the food
- Taking advantage of the free alcohol
- Pitching business deals to the rich people there
- Checking out guys
- Eating everything
You've got a crush. What do you do?
- Plan our marriage and future together, then probably ask them out
- Slap them in the face
- Hang out with them and get to know them
- Ask them to the movies
- Chat with them! Have fun! Dance a little!
What scares you more than anything?
- Snakes
- Romantic love
- Not having enough money
- Something bad happening to my child
- Rejection
Which of these weird subplots seems the most likely to involve you?
- Becoming an accidental pimp
- Falling in love with a ventriloquist’s puppet
- Seducing a confused shark
- Turning my siblings into slave labor
- An ex showing up and blackmailing me
How do you feel about puns?
- They’re an art form
- Yeah! I love them!
- They’re for people who aren’t smart enough for sarcasm.
- I like them better when they’re about food.
- They’re fine I guess.
Pick a location:
- The restaurant
- The wharf
- The morgue
- Wagstaff Elementary
- The Belchers’ house
Which of these would you do as a hobby?
- Write
- Garden
- Craft
- Lock picking
- Table scaping
The rent is due in a week and you don't quite have enough. What do you do?
- Concoct an elaborate blackmail plan
- Drink some wine and hope for the best
- Pull extra hours
- Sing for tips
- Give up
How do you feel about authority figures?
- They make me nervous
- Oh, I like them.
- I want to destroy them.
- They’re just one more person who could like me.
Do you like to be the center of attention?
- Always.
- No thank you.
- Um…it makes me nervous.
- Everyone should pay attention to me when I tell them to, but if they always are I can’t get away with things.
Who's your favorite secondary character in Bob's Burgers?
- Teddy
- Gayle
- Jimmy Jr.
- Andy and Ollie
- Courtney
Pick a burger of the day.
- Summer Thyme Burger
- Peas and Thank You Burger
- Yes I Cayenne Burger
- Sweet Home Avocado Burger
What do you do when someone makes you mad?
- Plot to take down my enemies.
- Shrug it off.
- React a little too calmly.
- Take some time to cool off
What do you value most?
- Humor
- Fun
- Love
- Wealth
- Kindness
Pick a French fry.
- Shoestring fries
- Waffle fries
- Curly fries
- Crinkle-cut fries
- Chili cheese fries
What’s your favorite holiday?
- Christmas
- New Years
- Thanksgiving
- Valentine’s Day
- Fourth of July
Would you say that you have good people skills?
- Uhhhhhhhhhh
- Yes, absolutely!
- Not too shabby
- Sometimes
- Nope
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