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Every character Bill Murray plays has one thing in common: they’re totally awesome.
But by the same token, they’re all very different people…
So which one are you?Once you answer all the questions, you will get your results from this quiz. Submit your answers by selecting an option below eShow More
Every character Bill Murray plays has one thing in common: they’re totally awesome.
But by the same token, they’re all very different people…
So which one are you?Once you answer all the questions, you will get your results from this quiz. Submit your answers by selecting an option below each question. All answer options will load for you once you reach them. For best results, answer the questions in a row. Once you know your results, don’t forget to check the rest of the fun quizzes we’ve prepared for you. Good luck!
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1
How do you deal with a hangover?
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I sleep it off in the fetal position.
Water and aspirin; rinse and repeat.
I keep drinking!
Coffee. Then more coffee.
Hangovers are for wusses.
Watch old movies on the couch in my bathrobe.
Eat lots of greasy food, yum.
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2
Would you ever quit your job and just travel the world?
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Nah, I couldn’t afford it.
No, I love my job!
Where would I go?
Ugh, I already travel enough for my job.
Are you kidding? Sign me up!
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3
When you’re forced to use an airplane toilet, what do you do?
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…sit on it and go?
I break out the Purell and a paper seat cover.
I hover like there’s no tomorrow.
I lose a piece of my very soul.
…who’s forcing me to use an airplane toilet?
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4
How do you feel about your current job?
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My job is my LIFE.
I’m kind of a big deal.
Job? What job?
It keeps a roof over my head. Kind of.
Eh, I’m indifferent.
I can’t believe they pay me to do this!
It’s just a temporary thing.
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Which adorable pet do you like more?
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6
How often do you lie?
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Sarcasm isn’t exactly lying, is it?
Only to avoid certain uh, child support payments.
I admit it, sometimes I embellish.
Why would I lie?
I used to, but I’ve changed.
All the time.
Only for inspirational purposes.
You’d never believe me if I told you.
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What do you do after an awful day at work?
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Go to bed and get ready to do it all again tomorrow, sigh.
Wash the grime and slime off.
I seek out whatever made my day so horrible and systematically destroy it. That always makes me feel much better.
I drown it in whiskey.
I never have an awful day at work — I love my job.
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8
Pick a hipster accessory.
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Fixie.
Cat.
Hipster glasses.
Scarf.
Fedora.
Plaid shirt.
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9
Oh no! You’re getting a speeding ticket. What do you do?
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I try to schmooze my way out of it.
I throw it in the glovebox with the rest of ‘em.
I wonder why I’m driving a car…because I don’t own one.
Doesn’t that cop know who I am?!
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10
What’s your greatest fear?
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Going bald.
Commitment.
The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man…
Clowns.
Remember that airport toilet?
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11
Someone’s throwing shade your way. What do you say?
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“Rumor? Oh wow! I don’t really remember them. I don’t hold onto rumors much.”
“Go to bed, you sons of bitches.”
“In the immortal words of Jean Paul Sartre, ‘Au revoir, gopher’.”
“Generally you don’t see that kind of behavior in a major appliance.”
“Bye, dog-pissing-barf!”
“Wasn’t there anyone else around to lavish you with attention?”
“I would love to stay here and talk with you… but I’m not going to.”
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What would you do if you were stuck in the same place, with every day exactly the same, and nothing you did could change anything?
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Become a GOD.
Drink. Heavily.
Cross the streams and see what happens.
What do you mean “if”? That sounds a lot like my life.
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