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#1

Do you like your job?

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  • Yes!

  • Nope

  • I act like I hate it, but I secretly love it

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#2

What would your ex call you?

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  • Passive-aggressive

  • Immature

  • Narcissistic

  • Pretentious

  • Weak-willed

  • Desperate

  • A complete and utter weirdo

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#3

How do you blow off steam?

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  • I punch inanimate objects

  • I write songs

  • I surround myself with animals instead of people

  • I retreat to my family

  • I go back to my ex

  • I read a good book, or watch a foreign film

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#4

What's the closest to your dream job?

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  • Secret agent

  • Sports agent

  • Artist

  • Critic

  • Ninja

  • Singer

  • Cat stylist

  • I just want to be Carrie Bradshaw!

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#5

Pick a party theme.

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#6

What's your recurring problem when it comes to romantic relationships?

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  • I let the other person walk all over me

  • I’m too shy or scared to tell the other person how I really feel

  • I always want what I can’t have

  • My standards are too high

  • My standards are too low

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