Which Crazy Pope Would You Be?

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Your best friend went behind your back and told everyone your deepest secret. How do you get revenge?

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Pretend that it didn’t happen. I still need them to carry out a favor.
Have my parents make sure they’ll never get a job. That’ll show them!
Wait until they’re out of town and spread a terrible rumor about them.
Steal their significant other. All is fair in love and war.

2

You had a tough week and it’s time to relax. What do you do to take the edge off?

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Have several cocktails and get into some shenanigans.
Tell my boss I’m going on an extended vacation. I’ll be back in a few weeks.
Go to bed early so I can work again over the weekend.

3

Your boss just quit and you were promoted to fill his shoes. You don’t feel ready or even qualified, but you can’t keep your current role. How do you handle it?

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Humbly accept the position and try to do my best.
Take over and change everything. You didn’t like his leadership, anyway.

4

Which of the seven deadly sins are you most guilty of?

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Gluttony.
Lust.
Sloth.
Greed.
Wrath.
Envy.
Pride.

5

When you’re pope, you can eat the best food the Vatican has to offer. Which Italian meal would you like to eat every day?

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6

Everyone’s afraid of something, even the pope! Which of the following is a big fear?

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Being boring.
Commitment.
Disappointing others.
Zombies.

7

One of the perks of the papacy is living in Rome. Which scene are you most excited to see?

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8

As head of the Catholic church, you’ve contracted an artist to paint Jesus in a cool, 21st century theme. How do you want the world to see the Son of God?

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9

Speaking of Jesus, God was a lot nicer when Jesus came along. Do you prefer God from the Old Testament or the New Testament?

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Old Testament. There was lots of wrath, fire, and punishment!
New Testament. God was more about love and treating others right.
I don’t know. I haven’t actually read the Bible.

10

It’s 2015, but there is still a lot of debate around marriage equality. Should gay couples be allowed to tie the knot?

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Absolutely not. It’s a sin!
Of course. Leviticus is outdated. Love rules!

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Age is just a number. Do you feel like you’re as old as your birth certificate says?

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I’ve been told I’m immature. Whatever!
Sometimes I think I should have been born during a past era. The world ain’t what it used to be!
I think I act my age. Nothing like living in the present!

12

You've got a while to plan for Halloween next year. Who was the best pope?

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Last question - how would you rate this quiz?

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Your best friend went behind your back and told everyone your deepest secret. How do you get revenge?

You had a tough week and it’s time to relax. What do you do to take the edge off?

Your boss just quit and you were promoted to fill his shoes. You don’t feel ready or even qualified, but you can’t keep your current role. How do you handle it?

Which of the seven deadly sins are you most guilty of?

When you’re pope, you can eat the best food the Vatican has to offer. Which Italian meal would you like to eat every day?

Everyone’s afraid of something, even the pope! Which of the following is a big fear?

One of the perks of the papacy is living in Rome. Which scene are you most excited to see?

As head of the Catholic church, you’ve contracted an artist to paint Jesus in a cool, 21st century theme. How do you want the world to see the Son of God?

Speaking of Jesus, God was a lot nicer when Jesus came along. Do you prefer God from the Old Testament or the New Testament?

It’s 2015, but there is still a lot of debate around marriage equality. Should gay couples be allowed to tie the knot?

Age is just a number. Do you feel like you’re as old as your birth certificate says?

You've got a while to plan for Halloween next year. Who was the best pope?

Last question - how would you rate this quiz?

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