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#7

Only the best villains have animal companions. Pick a pet.

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    German Shepherd
    Cheetah
    Pigeon
    Husky

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#8

Everyone has unique interests. Which topic do you want to learn more about?

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  • Scotland

  • Cowboys

  • Detroit

  • Animal rights

  • Russia

  • Orchids

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#9

Even evil people need to chill out to some tunes. What kind of music do you listen to?

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  • Bagpipes

  • Classical piano

  • Disco funk

  • EDM

  • Russian orchestra

  • Top 40

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#10

Machiavelli is known for saying, “It’s better to be feared than loved.” Do you want your population to adore you, or would you rule with an iron fist?

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  • Strike the fear in ’em! Nothing gets done without brute force.

  • Be sweet and have a soft image. No one can hate a great person.

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#11

You’re being held hostage by terrorists! They agree to set you free — on one condition. Who dies?

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  • My spouse

  • My beloved pet

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#12

Dictators sometimes need a vacation. Where would your top-secret retreat be?

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