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Seinfeld was the best show about nothing to ever grace our TV screens. How would you fit into the world of Seinfeld? Which Seinfeld character are you? Take our quiz to find out!Once you answer all the questions, you will get your results from this quiz. Submit your answers by selecting an option belShow More
Seinfeld was the best show about nothing to ever grace our TV screens. How would you fit into the world of Seinfeld? Which Seinfeld character are you? Take our quiz to find out!Once you answer all the questions, you will get your results from this quiz. Submit your answers by selecting an option below each question. All answer options will load for you once you reach them. For best results, answer the questions in a row. Once you know your results, don’t forget to check the rest of the fun quizzes we’ve prepared for you. Good luck!
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What’s the best part of celebrating Festivus?
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The pole
The feats of strength
The airing of grievances
The Festivus miracles
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2
Is anyone here a marine biologist?! Choose your favorite sea creature.
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3
What are you ordering at the bakery?
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Chocolate babka
Marble rye
Muffin top
Black and white cookie
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Which of these episodes is the best?
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“The Fusilli Jerry”
“The Merv Griffin Show”
“The Hamptons”
“The Contest”
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5
Who do you absolutely not want to have a conversation with?
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A low talker
A close talker
A high talker
Newman
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Which of Elaine’s boyfriends would you actually date?
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Bob Cobb, the maestro
Puddy, the mechanic
Tim Whatley, dentist to the stars
Tony, the mimbo
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You’ve been preparing all day to order from the soup nazi. What do you get?
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Crab Bisque
Mulligatawny
Cream of Sweet Potato
Gazpacho
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8
George is getting upset! Which quote embodies his self loathing the best?
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“I have a bad feeling that whenever a lesbian looks at me they think, ‘That’s why I’m not a heterosexual.'”
“I’m 33 years old. I haven’t outgrown the problems of puberty. I’m already facing the problems of old age. I completely skipped healthy adulthood.”
“I’m a great quitter. It’s one of the few things I do well. I come from a long line of quitters. My father was a quitter. My grandfather was a quitter. I was raised to give up.”
“This woman thinks I’m very funny and now you’re gonna be funny, so what am I gonna be? I’m gonna be a short bald guy with glasses who suddenly doesn’t seem so funny.”
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Which of Kramer’s professional endeavors would you most like to try for a day?
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Condiment Inventor
Rickshaw Entrepreneur
Moviefone Impersonator
Soap Opera Stand-In
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Which iconic piece of Seinfeld fashion would you actually wear?
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The puffy shirt
The Russian hat
The inside out suede jacket
The urban sombrero
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Jerry always brings the jokes. Which one is the funniest?
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“What is a date really, but a job interview that lasts all night? The only difference is that in not many job interviews is there a chance you’ll wind up naked.”
“Dogs are the leaders of the planet. If you see two life forms, one of them’s making a poop, the other one’s carrying it for him, who would you assume is in charge?”
“I will never understand why they cook on TV. I can’t smell it. Can’t eat it. Can’t taste it. The end of the show they hold it up to the camera, ‘Well, here it is. You can’t have any. Thanks for watching. Goodbye.’”
“You can measure distance by time. ‘How far away is it?’ ‘Oh about 20 minutes.’ But it doesn’t work the other way. ‘When do you get off work?’ ‘Around 3 miles.’”
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