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Pick a retro song to jam out to:


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  • White Rabbit by Jefferson Airplane

  • Heroes by David Bowie

  • Should I Stay or Should I Go by The Clash

  • Beat It by Michael Jackson

  • Don’t Stop Believin’ by Journey

  • Africa by Toto



The Demogorgon is coming, and it’s your job to fight it. What do you choose for a weapon?


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  • My mind

  • A gun

  • Uh…hairspray?

  • A flashlight!

  • A baseball bat never steered me wrong

  • Slingshot



We know you’d never confuse The Hobbit with The Lord of the Rings! Who's your favorite J.R.R. Tolkien character?


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  • Galadriel

  • Pippin

  • Aragorn

  • Frodo

  • Gandalf

  • Sam



Besides a totally creepy monster, what are you most afraid of?


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  • Deep water

  • Isolation

  • The dark

  • The government

  • Heights

  • Rejection



Oh CRAP — the Demogorgon is right around the corner! What are you going to do?!


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  • Scream

  • Run away!

  • Quick, I know a hiding spot!

  • Try to reason with it

  • Get my gun ready

  • Stand and fight, of course



What quality do you look for in a friend?


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  • Resourcefulness

  • Strength

  • Kindness

  • Honesty

  • Wisdom

  • Realness



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