Something mature and relaxed
Serious, but also kinda mellow
Something with intense chemistry
I want someone who will worship me
I’m totally ready to settle down
Nothing serious, if that’s what you mean
Star crossed romance, like Romeo and Juliet
Something that will make me feel alive!
I suppose so; though, the shadow is a bit larger at full moon…
I don’t think so, but they do keep talking about their daddy…
Nah, they actually haven’t really had too many real relationships before.
Come to think of it, as far as I know, very few of their exes do cast shadows at all…
A shadow? Pfft. Try a hammer.
We discuss it, and the more qualified arguments win.
I persuade them with my wiles.
They follow whatever I tell them to — I know better, anyway.
They think they’re responsible for making the decision, and don’t even ask me! But they do feel guilty later…
I have anger management issues.
I can be verrry jealous.
I don’t exactly share my feelings easily.
I tend to lie. A lot.
I don’t let myself get attached.
I’m not a very good listener.
I like to help out around the house.
I just listen to them.
Cough cough…um, that’s personal.
Why, I tell them of course!
I get involved with their hobbies.
Yikes. I’m not the marrying kind…
I’ve had it all planned since day one.
Oh wow, that is a loooong way away from my mind.
Ugh, don’t give them any ideas.
Not now, but maybe in the near future.
Already there, baby!
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