Will You Go To Hell Someday?

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You’re a survivor of a disastrous shipwreck, and have managed to make it onto one of the few rafts with some of the other survivors. There are thousands of people still in the water, but they won’t all fit on your raft. What do you do?

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Convince the others to go help as many as we can.
Pray for them.
Try not to think about it…that’s an awful way to go.
Ignore them — if we try to help them, they’ll capsize us!

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Do you believe in God?

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Nah, I think it’s a bit naive to believe in something without any proof it exists. I believe in science.
Yes, I have absolute faith in God.

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Do you have any tattoos?

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Yup!
No way!
No, but they’re fine by me.

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If you came across a genie, and it granted you one wish, what would it be?

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Peace on Earth.
A million bajillion dollars.
To look young forever.
Success and happiness for all my friends.

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Would you like to eat big, tasty lobster right now?

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Yes! That sounds fantastic.
Nope, that sounds pretty terrible.
No thanks, but only because I’m a vegetarian.

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Do you believe in saving yourself for marriage?

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Yes — you should be pure for the person you’ll spend your life with.
Nah, it’s like buying a car without going for a test drive.

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Your best friend tells you a really dishy secret. How do you react?

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Tell just a few friends.
Tell everyone I know!
Keep it a secret, of course!
Blackmail them into being your slave, in exchange for your silence.

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Should two men be able to get married?

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Are you serious? It’s 2015. Yes!
Nope, it’s morally wrong.

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What about two women? Should they be able to get married?

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Again, it’s 2015 — come on.
No, no, no!

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A friend confesses that they were desperate for money, and robbed a bank — but you hear on the news that the police have arrested someone else for the robbery. What do you do?

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Call in an anonymous tip — it’s not right for an innocent person to go to jail.
Go to your friend’s house and laugh about it.
Convince your friend that they need to do the right thing.
Blackmail them for a cut of the money — your silence isn’t free.

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Have you ever worn a polyester shirt, or any shirt with blended fabric?

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No. Never.
Wait, what do you mean? Of course I have, who hasn’t?

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You’re coming from the grocery store, and you see that an elderly woman in front of you has dropped a $50 bill. No one else has seen it, so you…

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Catch up to her, tell her she dropped the money, and give it back.
Keep the money and walk away! What does she need $50 for anyway?

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Last question - how would you rate this quiz?

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You’re a survivor of a disastrous shipwreck, and have managed to make it onto one of the few rafts with some of the other survivors. There are thousands of people still in the water, but they won’t all fit on your raft. What do you do?

Do you believe in God?

Do you have any tattoos?

If you came across a genie, and it granted you one wish, what would it be?

Would you like to eat big, tasty lobster right now?

Do you believe in saving yourself for marriage?

Your best friend tells you a really dishy secret. How do you react?

Should two men be able to get married?

What about two women? Should they be able to get married?

A friend confesses that they were desperate for money, and robbed a bank — but you hear on the news that the police have arrested someone else for the robbery. What do you do?

Have you ever worn a polyester shirt, or any shirt with blended fabric?

You’re coming from the grocery store, and you see that an elderly woman in front of you has dropped a $50 bill. No one else has seen it, so you…

Last question - how would you rate this quiz?

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