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#1

Okay, stalker, pick your method of madness. How do you prefer to get your creep on?

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    Twitter
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    Instagram
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    A good ol' fashioned deep dive on Google

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#2

Hey, if you're putting forth all this effort... what are you looking for anyway?

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  • I want to see if they’re dating someone

  • I want to see if we have anything in common

  • General knowledge, random stuff

  • Their entire relationship history

  • Any red flags! I want to know!

  • Absolutely anything and everything I find is gold to me!

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#3

Are you going to send them a friend request or keep your digital distance?

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  • Friending them was the first thing I did!

  • If we’re not already friends online, sure I’ll send one

  • No, I prefer to admire them from afar.

  • No, I prefer to lurk on their profiles on incognito mode and from my fake social media profiles as to not leave a trail

  • No, that’s too obvious

  • I’ll send a request, but I’m sure they won’t notice it anyway…

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#4

It's not catfishing if you don't get caught! If you were to gain access to their social media information, you're gonna need a convincing alias. Who do you disguise yourself as on the internet?

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    A friend from elementary school from their old town they moved from when they were 10
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    A meme or parody account
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    An Instagram model
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    Keep it all anonymous and vague. As long as the profile isn't me, I'm good!

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#5

'Fess up, weirdo. When's the last time you checked your crush's social media profiles?

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  • Earlier this week

  • A few days ago

  • A few hours ago

  • A few minutes ago

  • I’m constantly refreshing their feed

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#6

You just stalked yourself into a treasure trap! The internet says your crush is going to an event near you. What's your move?

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  • Go and drag a friend, too!

  • Wander around the neighborhood and hope you bump into them

  • RSVP on social media, too, and hope they see

  • Text them and ask if they want a plus one

  • Go solo, stage a run in, act like you go to events like this all the time!

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