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Who’s Your “Orange Is the New Black” Prison Wife?

Orange Is the New Black is one of the most innovative, interesting shows on television. The women of Litchfield Penitentiary are dynamic, unique, and full of drama! But if you were part of the show, which of these fine prisoners would spend the most time with you? If you landed in Litchfield Penitentiary, who would most likely keep you company during those lonely months of incarceration? You will answer twelve questions all about how you ended up in the slammer, what your prison job would be, and more specific personality questions, and then we will pair you with a prison wife from Orange Is the New Black who will always have your back, be your best friend, and, you know, be more than that too.

Would Big Boo be your uh, boo, or is Piper more for you? Is Crazy Eyes your type of gal, or is Alex the one in your dreams?

Find out now, Dandelion!