Keep It Clean and We’ll Guess How Dirty You Can Get! Based on How You Clean Your House, We Can Accurately Guess What Your Grossest Habit Is

Aliee Chan

Here’s the secret to being a human being: everyone’s actually a gross trash monster with several deal-breaker worthy habits they purposely keep under wraps and hidden from everyone they know. What does everyone do exactly? Well, no two people are the same, but we’re pretty sure we can deduce what your disgusting guilty pleasure is based on how everyone best keeps up appearances: cleaning your house. Yes, even if you’re a total neat freak – surprise! – you’re actually gross.

If you’ve ever been to someone’s house for a party, you have to know their house isn’t normally that clean. You know this because every time someone texts you that they’re “just going to stop by” you have a small panic attack and wipe up-sweep up-shove under couches and rugs everything you don’t want this person to see. So, what do you not want the world to see? You tell us! Take this quiz and then tell us what you get in the comments.

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Before we get going, how often do you actually get around to cleaning your whole house top to bottom?

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I do a little something every day
Twice a week
Once a week
Twice a month
Once a month
Whenever company is coming over? I don’t know.

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Keep It Clean and We’ll Guess How Dirty You Can Get! Based on How You Clean Your House, We Can Accurately Guess What Your Grossest Habit Is

Before we get going, how often do you actually get around to cleaning your whole house top to bottom?

Cleaning can be overwhelming. Where to start? Specifically, which room do you like to clean first?

Everyone has their own secret weapons or tricks. What do you like to clean with that isn't strictly a cleaning product?

On a scale from gross to godly, how clean are you?

Now, look this disappointed cat in their eyeballs and confess your greatest cleaning sins.

Sometimes you don't know how dirty you really are. As a testament to what kind of messy you are, you've gone completely nose-blind to what?

No one 100% loves cleaning, but if you had to pick one chore you at least sort of love to do, what would it be?

And if you could outsource one chore to someone else for the rest of your life, which chore would you gladly never have to do again?

Cool. You found a pile of papers that you kept for some reason. Problem is, you're cleaning. Where do the papers go?

Quick question: do you scrub your baseboards?

Before you go, shout out your right hand man! What is your MVP of this all day cleaning spree?

To make the time pass faster and add some pep in your step, what are you listening to as background noise?

Last question - how would you rate this quiz?

What did you get? Let us know in the comments!

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Before we get going, how often do you actually get around to cleaning your whole house top to bottom?

Cleaning can be overwhelming. Where to start? Specifically, which room do you like to clean first?

Everyone has their own secret weapons or tricks. What do you like to clean with that isn't strictly a cleaning product?

On a scale from gross to godly, how clean are you?

Now, look this disappointed cat in their eyeballs and confess your greatest cleaning sins.

Sometimes you don't know how dirty you really are. As a testament to what kind of messy you are, you've gone completely nose-blind to what?

No one 100% loves cleaning, but if you had to pick one chore you at least sort of love to do, what would it be?

And if you could outsource one chore to someone else for the rest of your life, which chore would you gladly never have to do again?

Cool. You found a pile of papers that you kept for some reason. Problem is, you're cleaning. Where do the papers go?

Quick question: do you scrub your baseboards?

Before you go, shout out your right hand man! What is your MVP of this all day cleaning spree?

To make the time pass faster and add some pep in your step, what are you listening to as background noise?

Last question - how would you rate this quiz?

What did you get? Let us know in the comments!

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