Can You Obey The Rules On This Alcohol-Free Cruise?

Uh-oh! Looks like you’ve bit off more than you can chew — or in this case, drink — because you’re stuck on a booze-free cruise ship bound for the Caribbean without a nip in sight. This is no good. What are you gonna do? The crew will make you walk the plank if they find you sneaking into the Captain’s liquor cabinet, and you’re too far from the shoreline to swim. Looks like you’re just gonna have to grit your teeth and make it through this cruise sober.

When you bought tickets for your seven-sea excursion, you expected to lay by the pool, take in the panoramic views, and sip Margaritas and Mai Tai’s until the sun creeps up over the horizon. Unfortunately, you didn’t read the fine print on the ticket that said “FAMILY CRUISE – NO ALCOHOL.” Rascally kids are running wild through the halls of the cruise ship, and a toddler already spilled grape juice on your white pants. Ugh. This is gonna be tough.

But you can do it! Just think of all the other delights the ship has to offer: All-You-Can-Eat buffets, a waterslide, live performances, and the natural splendor and gravity that is the ocean. Can you last the entire cruise without disembarking at port to grab a quick drink? Take this quiz and find out!

Share your teetotaled results, and don’t forget to tag a friend to sneak in a six pack!