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Do you like people?


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  • Yes

  • No



Which song is your favorite?


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  • “The Pit” by Mouse Rat

  • Anything with saxophone

  • “Let’s Stay Together” by Al Green

  • “It’s the End of the World as We Know It” by R.E.M.

  • I’m really into grunge.

  • “Pony” by Ginuwine



What makes you the most anxious?


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  • Thinking about my exes

  • When I can’t find my guitar

  • Getting old

  • The prospect that I may never achieve my dreams

  • Losing my phone

  • The possibility that I’m not as smart as everyone I know

  • Having to choose between two things I love



What do you like to do in your spare time?


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  • Catch up on my latest business venture

  • Build things

  • Hang out with my besties

  • Watch TV and drink wine

  • Play music

  • Prank people



How would you describe your style?


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  • I’m a peacock, baby! One of a kind.

  • Practical

  • Powerful, like Hillary Clinton or Ruth Bader Ginsburg

  • Whatever I found on my floor this morning

  • Kind of business casual

  • Punk



What do you think of Pawnee, Indiana?


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  • It’s OK, I guess.

  • I love it.

  • It’s the greatest city in the world.

  • It’s a small pond and I’m a big fish.

  • It’ll do.

  • I like it, but I don’t know if it’s the place I’ll stay forever.



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