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Orange Is the New Black is one of the most innovative, interesting shows on television. The women of Litchfield Penitentiary are dynamic, unique, and full of drama! But if you were part of the show, which of these fine prisoners would spend the most time with you? If you landed in Litchfield PenitenShow More
Orange Is the New Black is one of the most innovative, interesting shows on television. The women of Litchfield Penitentiary are dynamic, unique, and full of drama! But if you were part of the show, which of these fine prisoners would spend the most time with you? If you landed in Litchfield Penitentiary, who would most likely keep you company during those lonely months of incarceration? You will answer twelve questions all about how you ended up in the slammer, what your prison job would be, and more specific personality questions, and then we will pair you with a prison wife from Orange Is the New Black who will always have your back, be your best friend, and, you know, be more than that too.
Would Big Boo be your uh, boo, or is Piper more for you? Is Crazy Eyes your type of gal, or is Alex the one in your dreams?
Find out now, Dandelion!
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A prison wife is more than just a romantic partner — they've always got your back. You want your BFF to be someone who...
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Is just plain crazy about me
Will share their interests with me
Takes no BS
Will always carry a torch for me
Drives me crazy, but I can’t live without
Always has my back
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2
What can you just NOT deal with?
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Bitterness
Possessiveness
Sneakiness
Bad hygiene
Craziness
Competitiveness
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3
Obviously, you're innocent of any crimes. But what are you locked up for?
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Illegal downloads
Something involving alchohol
Assault. I have rage, deal with it
Unpaid parking fines
Shoplifting books
I was talked into doing something illegal
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4
Congratulations, you've been granted furlough! What do you do with your time?
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Head directly to my favorite bistro for some food that’s actually edible
Spend time with my sweetheart
Take a never-ending shower
Soak up as much nature as I possibly can
Go out and have a good time!
Hug the prison walls; freedom is weird
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What would you most likely buy with your commissary money?
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Candy
Chips
Makeup
Ramen flavoring
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Where do you go to...you know?
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The chapel
The library
My bed
A bathroom stall
The Janitor’s closet
The hallway, because YOLO
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What could you never leave the house without?
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Lipstick
A book
A cocktail
My bad AF attitude
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8
How do you like to live your life?
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On the edge — you only live once, so you might as well enjoy it!
By the rules — they’re there for a reason…
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What's your prison job?
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Kitchen
Laundry
Ground work
Electrical
Library
Maintenance
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10
Do you get angry easily?
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Anything can send me into a rage
I suppose I do have a bit of a temper
It takes a lot…but when I snap, I really SNAP
Sometimes I get angry and I don’t even know why, so yes
I get more upset than angry
Nope, I’m pretty even-tempered
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Who's your ultimate celebrity girl crush?
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Rihanna
Taylor Swift
Angelina Jolie
Beyoncé
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Love is a many splendored thing. How easily do you fall for someone?
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If I decide to fall in love with someone, then that’ll be that!
I don’t especially believe in love
It’s tricky; I need to have a real connection with someone
If the person’s hot, no time at all!
Hard and fast
I fall in love every day, with several different people
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