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#1

A prison wife is more than just a romantic partner — they've always got your back. You want your BFF to be someone who...

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  • Is just plain crazy about me

  • Will share their interests with me

  • Takes no BS

  • Will always carry a torch for me

  • Drives me crazy, but I can’t live without

  • Always has my back

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#2

What can you just NOT deal with?

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  • Bitterness

  • Possessiveness

  • Sneakiness

  • Bad hygiene

  • Craziness

  • Competitiveness

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#3

Obviously, you're innocent of any crimes. But what are you locked up for?

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  • Illegal downloads

  • Something involving alchohol

  • Assault. I have rage, deal with it

  • Unpaid parking fines

  • Shoplifting books

  • I was talked into doing something illegal

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#4

Congratulations, you've been granted furlough! What do you do with your time?

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  • Head directly to my favorite bistro for some food that’s actually edible

  • Spend time with my sweetheart

  • Take a never-ending shower

  • Soak up as much nature as I possibly can

  • Go out and have a good time!

  • Hug the prison walls; freedom is weird

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#5

What would you most likely buy with your commissary money?

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    Candy
    Chips
    Makeup
    Ramen flavoring

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#6

Where do you go to...you know?

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  • The chapel

  • The library

  • My bed

  • A bathroom stall

  • The Janitor’s closet

  • The hallway, because YOLO

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